IDENTITY

Your identity is unique because there is no one else like you. (Ms. Kitty had to get in the picture.)

food for thought: “What’s in your wallet?”—line from commercial

What's in your wallet... err, on your dresser?

I was cleaning off my husband’s dresser because I was trying to locate something and here’s what I found instead. And he thinks I’m a clutter-collector?

·      2 manuals from the new spa control

·      5 gift certificates (I’m going shopping)

·      Frank Sinatra cd

·      Reader’s Digest

·      some miscellaneous piece to something

·      rubber band

·      paperclips

·      sunscreen

·      bazillion used golf score cards (maybe looking at these helps improve your game?)

·      receipts from mostly Home Depot, out the yang yang

·      various papers

·      a mouse pad

·      2 bandaids

·      3 foreign coins

·      13 cents in change (I was hoping for the big bucks – you know, finders keepers…)

·      pencils from the golf course (maybe he can take these back and get a discount because they wouldn’t have to re-order for awhile)

·      5 reading glasses (he’s always asking, have you seen my glasses – well, look under all the stuff on your dresser buddy!)

·      10 packs of Dentyne Ice

·      1 watch

·      17 plastic collar thingys

·      baseball cap

·      3 golf tags

·      5 floss toothpicks

·      2 cigar cutters

·      4 pens

·      2 markers

·      7 golf tees

·      9 golf markers

·      4 golf divit removers

·      2 books of matches

·      1 lighter

·      2 pocket knives

·      zipper pull

·      2 fancy name tags

·      cloth for cleaning eye glasses (for the eye glasses he can’t find)

·      13 business cards from misc people

·      24 business cards of his own

I'm pretty sure he has me beat compared to what was in my purse. So, what’s on your dresser?